Our Food

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Dine-In Service
Seasonal Hours

Sunday - Thursday | 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Kitchen Closes at 9:00 PM Sunday - Thursday
Friday - Saturday | 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Kitchen Closes at 10:00 PM on Friday and Saturday

Curbside Pickup & Drive Thru Beer To-Go
Every Day | 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

Order Online

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Oktoberfest Specials

Super Schnitzel Sandwich

Battered and fried pork cutlet, pretzel burger bun, house kraut and Amber Ale mustard sauce.


The Sausage Plate

One brat, one kielbasa, braised red cabbage, warm german potato salad, house kraut, and house mustard.


Der Valkyrie Pizza

H-Town Pils pizza dough, house Amber Ale mustard base, sliced bratwurst, house sauerkraut and shredded mozzarella.



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Beer Special


Prost, Y'all

7.8% ABV

Half Oktoberfest, half Tarnation with cinnamon and vanilla.

10oz | 6


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Special Release Bottles

Divine Reserve No. 19

12oz bottle


Bourbon Barrel French Press

12oz bottle


Bishop's Barrel No. 20

12oz bottle


Bourbon Barrel Commitment

12oz bottle


Russian Imperial Stout

12oz bottle


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Divide & Conquer

Stuffed Mushrooms

Suggested Beer Pairing: Hideaway

Roasted mushroom caps stuffed with pork and herbed cream cheese. Topped with Parmesan cheese and breadcrumbs. 9

Them Wings

Kid Friendly

Suggested Beer Pairing: Double Down

You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer five choices (also Plain if you aren’t gang gang):
Magic City Lemon Pepper
Sweet Joe’s Rubb
Sticky Green Thai
That Fire Emoji

Fresh Slow Dough Soft Pretzels

Kid Friendly | Vegetarian

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

These two soft pretzels, served with mustard and Lawnmower Queso Blanco, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 10

Chips & Lawnmower Queso Blanco


Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Served with hatch chile salsa. 9
• add pulled pork +2
• add pickled jalapeños +1

Grilled Carrot Hummus and Fresh Veggies

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Grilled carrots and yummy chickpeas blended together with an all star roster of seasonings and served with an adorable little bowl of fresh cut veggies.


French Fries

Kid Friendly

Truffle Fries


Truffle Oil and Shredded Parmesan 9

Carolina Fries

Pulled Pork and Skillsauce 9

Texan Fries


Lawnmower Queso Blanco and Pickled Jalapeños 9

Regular Fries



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Surf and/or Turf

Steak Frites

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Super tender Teres Major grilled to order and served with our outstanding hop butter and fries. 26

• add shrimp skewer +7

Fish & Chips

Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

Deep fried Atlantic cod with fries, tartar sauce, and lemon. 18


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All of our bread is baked fresh every day.
Each sandwich is served with french fries, potato salad, or a side salad.
Fries can be upgraded to Truffle Fries, Carolina Fries or Texan Fries. +3

BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Pulled pork with coleslaw, shredded cheddar cheese, fried onions and Skillsauce on a toasted pretzel bun. 15

Falafel Wrap


Suggested Beer Pairing: Harmony

Fresh falafel, grilled carrot hummus, romaine lettuce and grilled vegetables (zucchini, yellow squash, red onion, red bell pepper). 14

Crawfish Roll

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

e original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 16.5

Amber Ale Bratwurst

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Amber Ale mustard. 14

Bishop’s Burger

Kid Friendly

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Two beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, add bacon and/or extra cheese for two dollars each. Veggie Burger also available. 15

Art Car IPA presents The Chicken Coupe


Chicken Salad Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Chicken salad, sprouts, tomato, red onion and cucumber on a buttery croissant. 15.5

The Drive Thru

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

Classic fried chicken breast with pickles. Always available...even on Sundays. 14

Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, pickles, and coleslaw on our housemade bun. 15

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Herb marinated chicken breast on house focaccia with cured bacon, fresh mozz, pickled green tomato, arugula and preserved lemon mayo. No cheeky description here. It’s just good. #sorrynotsorry. 15

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We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.
Each pie is 12” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing.

Mucho Meatcho

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Yo, you ready? Peep it. Italian sausage and ham made right here, pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, fennel, and arugula. Don’t even trip ‘cause it’s going down marvelous, son, word up. 17

Major Mushroom


Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

Trumpet, white beech, hon-shimeji, maitake, portabello, and the good old standard button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 16.5

Vegan Sausage Pizza


Suggested Beer Pairing: Harmony

Vegan sausage, Art Car IPA red sauce, vegan cheese, mushroom blend, basil. 16.5



Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. This traditional style Margherita is made with olive oil, tomato, fresh mozzarella and basil. 15


Kid Friendly

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

While the world changes faster and faster as technology advances humanity to levels we never could have anticipated, the pepperoni pizza is the stalwart touchstone that keeps our feet on the ground as we’re reaching for the stars. 15

Cheese Pizza

Vegetarian | Kid Friendly

Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer

Art Car red sauce and mozzarella cheese. 14

Pizza Add-Ons

Italian Sausage
Truffle Oil
+3 each

Shredded Cheddar
Shredded Mozzarella
Fresh Mozzarella
Blue Cheese
+2 each

Sun Dried Tomato
Red Onion
+1 each

Sub vegan cheese on any pizza +4

Sub gluten free cauliflower crust +3

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Add falafel (3), grilled chicken (4), fried chicken (5) or shrimp skewer (7) if you’d like.

Crunchy Chicken Salad

Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Romaine lettuce, grilled chicken thighs, green apple, jicama, spiced pecans, cucumber, green goddess dressing, blue cheese crumbles. 16.5

The Big Greek


Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14
• hold the cheese to make it vegan

Classic Caesar

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 13


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Chocolate Soufflé with Tart Cherry Compote

Sort of airy, sort of not. It’s not too easy to describe the texture of this l’il guy but the flavor is very easy to describe and that description would be heavy duty chocolate. We’ve decided to top it with chocolate’s longtime companion, tart cherries. Incidentally, this one pairs very well with our darker and maltier beers so throw caution to the wind and give it a go-round.


Bee Sting Cake with Rooibos Tea Infused Honey

Also known as ‘Bienenstich Cake’, this German vergnügen is sure to please. There’s too much history behind this to go into here but it involves bakers fending off attackers by hurling beehives at them. No lie, bub. Anyhow, you may not have heard of this but I’m pretty sure you’ll like it. Try this with one of our ciders. It pairs well with all of them.


Fluffy Chai Cheesecake

Mysteriously light chai spiked cheesecake with ch-ch-chai caramel sauce and graham cracker crust.


KICPOPS Artisan Ice Pops

Cool and delicious treats for children young and old! These small batch pops are fantastic! Made right here in Houston and a personal favorite of resident popsicle connoisseur Chef Ryan Savoie. 4

Your choice of:

Watermelon Agave (vegan & guten-free)

Cookies & Cream

Mango Tajín

Churro Pretzels with Cream Cheese and Caramel Dipping Sauce


Cinnamon and sugar coated warm, soft pretzels with housemade caramel and cream cheese dipping sauce. 10

Saint Arnold Root Beer Float

Kid Friendly

12oz | 6

Updog Cookies

For Dogs

A pack of 20 malted dog treats for your furry friend. 5


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4 oz | pint | mug

Lyons Lager
A crisp, light and refreshing lager.
3.7% ABV | 7 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Summer Pils
A golden Munich-style Helles. Crisp and refreshing, this beer is perfect for a hot summer day.
4.9% ABV | 22 IBU | 6x GABF Medals
3 | 6 | 7.5

Refreshing Outdoor Beer
Crisp and refreshing, our German-style Kölsch is great for outdoor Texas activities.
4.9% ABV | 18 IBU | 4x GABF Medals
3 | 6 | 7.5

This beer combines salt and lime to provide a crisp, bright flavor and good vibes.
5.0% ABV | 15 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

H-Town Pils
Our Ideal Lager
Malt and hop flavors work together in harmony and create balance from beginning to end.
5.2% ABV | 29 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Blissfully Hoppy Hazy IPA
An easy-drinking hazy IPA with a focus on citrus and tropical fruit notes, balanced by a soft mouthfeel and light body.
6.5% ABV | 30 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Amber Ale
Houston's Original Craft Beer
This perfectly balanced amber ale is what started it all back in 1994.
6.2% ABV | 32 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Full-Bodied & Malty
This rich beer has a round malt flavor and an above average alcohol content perfect for a cool fall evening.
6.6% ABV | 14 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Art Car IPA
Very Hoppy American IPA
A hop combo of Amarillo and Mosaic creates the big tropical fruit aromas and flavors in this IPA.
7.1% ABV | 55 IBU
3 | 6 | -

Elissa IPA
Traditional India Pale Ale
Brewed with 100% Cascade hops, this IPA has a hoppy grapefruit flavor and balanced malty body.
7.1% ABV | 52 IBU | 1 GABF | 1 WBC Medal
3 | 6 | -

Juicy IPA
An All Inclusive Hop Resort
This IPA is bursting with tropical and citrusy hop flavor and aroma, but has a soft bitterness.
7.1% ABV | 44 IBU
3.25 | 6.5 | -

Slow Pour H-Town Pils
Only available Monday through Thursday
Check out H-Town Pils on our Slow Pour faucet! Your patience will be rewarded with a softer mouthfeel, enhanced malt flavor, and a pillow of beer foam that traps hop aromatics throughout the experience. Served in a traditional Czech-style mug. 7


A righteous lineup of five tasters. 14

Best Sellers
1. Lawnmower
2. H-Town Pils
3. Art Car IPA
4. Amber Ale
5. Seasonal

Texas Vacation
1. Just Right Cider
2. Hideaway
3. Harmony
4. Juicy IPA
5. Elissa IPA

10oz Pours

4oz pours also available.

The most rootin' tootin' strong ale this side of the Guadalupe! It's rich, malty, and doggone tasty if we do say so ourselves.
9.0% ABV | 53 IBU

Double Down
For this beer, our focus was to create big tropical and melon notes while tastefully integrating bitterness.
9.2% ABV | 71 IBU


4 oz | pint | mug

Original Dry Cider
A Most Saintly Cider
With a bright apple flavor, this cider is light, complex, clean, and dry.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5

Honey Agave Cider
A Match Made in Texas
This cider features Burleson’s honey from Texas, along with agave for a balanced sweetness.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5

Just Right Cider
Semi-Dry Cider
Bittersweet apples from France offer subtle spice and floral notes and provide balance between the sweet flavor and dry finish.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5


For reasons we will never quite understand, some folks don’t love beer.

Saintsbury Carneros Chardonnay
White | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 13

Saintsbury Carneros Pinot Noir
Red | 14.2% ABV | Glass | 15

Daou Rosé
Rosé | 13.7% ABV | Glass | 13

Daou Sauvignon Blanc
White | 13.7% ABV | Glass | 13

Campo Viejo Cava
Sparkling | 11.5% ABV | Glass | 13

Tribute Cabernet Sauvignon
Red | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 15


Saint Arnold Ginger Beer
12 oz Bottle | 3

Saint Arnold Root Beer
10 oz | 3

Cup | 3

Iced Tea
16 oz | 3

Cherry Limeade
16 oz | 3

16 oz | 3

Arnold Palmer
16 oz | 3

Dry Hopped Sparkling Water
16 oz | 3

Prices do not include sales tax.

*consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.