Our Food

Our food and beer menu is offered every day at our Beer Garden & Restaurant. Prices do not include sales tax.

View our full menu as a .pdf.

- Lunch  Special -

Monday - Friday | 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM

Ask your server about today’s Blue Plate Special.
It includes any regular beer, Root Beer, iced tea, Hop2O, or coffee. 20
Here is our current schedule:

Monday
Chicken Fried Steak with Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, and Green Beans

Tuesday
Root Beer Braised Short Rib Tacos, Charro Beans, and Avocado Salad

Wednesday
Meatloaf with Rice, Stewed Okra and Tomatoes

Thursday
Pulled Pork Sandwich with Steak Fries, Cole Slaw, and Baked Apple

Friday
Fire Emoji Shrimp Po' Boy with Bacon Greens and Mac and Cheese

Bistro Filet au Frites

Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Ultra tender teres major grilled to order and piled high with roasted mushrooms and The Best French Fries in Houston™. 23

Grilled Ribeye

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

One pound ribeye with whole roasted garlic, ancho chile cocoa nib butter, and your choice of side. 31

Cast Iron Broiled Shrimp & Grits

Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show

This dish is no joke, so you’ll find no jokes here. Big ol’ shrimp broiled in a cast iron pan with garlic butter and served on spicy cheddar grits, black eyed pea and bacon succotash, pork rinds, and green onion. We sincerely hope this information helps you complete your meal order. Cheers, big ears. 23

Texas Hot Fried Chicken

Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF

Herbs... spices... you already know we’ve got that on lock. Delicious breasts sauced up with that duck fat Fire Emoji and served on a toasty slice of our house baked bread with Raclette Mac & Cheese. 19

Jerk Chicken

with Black Beans, Plantains, and Grilled Corn
Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF

There are more than a few comparisons that can be made between our beloved Houston and the island paradise of Jamaica. Namely beautiful coastlines, white sand beaches, slow and bass-heavy music, and the greatest jerk chicken in Texas. 21

Grilled Salmon

with Sicilian Pesto and Watercress Salad
Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream

Prefer to have your carbs served up ice cold in a pint glass? We understand where you’re coming from, fam. That’s why we took it upon ourselves to offer up what just might be the healthiest thing you’re going to have today. 23

Double Cut Root Beer Pork Chop

with Roasted Sweet Potato, Brussels Sprouts, and Mustard Seed Demi Glace
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl

This imposing dish was going to be served directly to you via a carhop who would hang the tray on your car door, but we were damaging way too many cars as a result of them flipping over, so we decided to just keep it on a plate. 24

Pretzels

Suggested Beer Pairing: Guten Tag

These two soft pretzels, served with house mustard and Santo Queso, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 10

Chicken Fried Pickled Green Tomatoes

Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show

A Southern classic with the requisite tweak, made even more extravagant by our own Million Island Dressing. 9

Elote en Vaso

Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Mexican street corn: It’s creamy, it’s tangy, and we’ll be danged if it’s not the preeminent way to enjoy sweet kernels of maize. We serve them with tortilla chips for your scooping pleasure. 9

Them Wings

Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl

You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer two versions: Jerk and Fire Emoji. Also plain if you simply can’t hang. 10

Shrimp & Pork Belly Yakitori

Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O'Clock Pils

Our computer was running super slow, and we couldn’t look up any rad quotes from Black Rain, so we just made one up: “Midnight in Little Tokyo. I knew he was here; I just couldn’t see him through all of this damn black rain. He’d show his face eventually... nobody can resist the flavor of shrimp and pork belly yakitori. Not even him.” 14

Fried Pork Rinds

Suggested Beer Pairing: Citrodos IPA

Yeah... you read that right, pal. Rinds, cracklins, chicharrones... call 'em what you want, but we’ll get you a hot bag of 'em with some spicy spranklings tossed on top. (Also gluten free and low carb if you're kidding yourself.) 5

Chips & Santo Queso

Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Welcome to Texas, shorty. 8

House Cured Meat & Cheese

Suggested Beer Pairing: Bishop’s Barrel No. 12, 14, 17, or 21

“All the meat that’s fit to eat.” – Cameron Braithwaite

Our own house cured ham, duck, and corned beef with some of the choicest cheese the Houston Dairymaids have to offer. Ask your server for the finer details. 15

Falafel Dippers

with Red Pepper and Artichoke Yogurt
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

There’s nothing quite like fresh, made from scratch falafel, and when you’re leaning toward the healthier side of dining, these are a great way to keep that nightly calorie count well within the margins. 10

Add falafel (3), chicken (4), steak (5), shrimp (6), or salmon (7) if you’d like.

The Big Greek

Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower

Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, pita croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14

Classic Caesar

Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream

A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 12

Crunchy Thai Salad

Cabbage, Carrot, Mushroom, Cucumber, Green Onion, Wonton, and Zesty Peanut Dressing
Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF

When Leo DiCaprio was filming The Beach, he wouldn’t shut up about this refreshing salad. He ate like two a day, for reals. Thank goodness we pulled the recipe out of the vast Saint Arnold Flavor Archives™ so you can relive a Hollywood legend any day of the week! 13

We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.

Each pie is 10” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing. Traditional toppings are available upon request.

Pepperoni

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

While the world changes faster and faster as technology advances humanity to levels we never could have anticipated, the pepperoni pizza is the stalwart touchstone that keeps our feet on the ground as we’re reaching for the stars. 14

The Woodlands

aka The Gilded Cage
Suggested Beer Pairing: Original Dry Cider

Traffic on 45 can be a real merfer around this time of day, so our advice to you is get one of these pies, and you’ll basically be home already. It’s got chicken, bacon, pecan pesto, artichoke, and mushrooms. Send the maid home early and take one to go! 14

The Lockhart

aka The Emporium
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Brisket, BBQ sauce, jalapeños, onions, and cheddar cheese. Did you order two? It’d be a lot cooler if you did. 15

Major Mushroom

aka Nicki Melange
Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream

Trumpet, White Beech, Hon-Shimeji, Maitake, Portabello, and the good old standard Button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 14

Mucho Meatcho

aka The Supreme Clientele
Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream

Yo, you ready? Peep it. Italian sausage and ham made right here, pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, fennel, and arugula. Don’t even trip ‘cause it’s going down marvelous, son, word up. 15

Margherita

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. Tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil. We put a little red sauce on there too because life is too beautiful to be completely bound by tradition. 14

The Flanders

Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer

All of the cheeses: both mozzarellas, parm, cheddar, and queso fresco. Even though the man upstairs might think it’s excessive, it’s okay to live a little. But blue cheese is out of the question... unless you ask nicely. 14

Pizza of the Week

Cowabunga!! The dudes and dudettes in our kitchen love crafting new pizza creations just for you. Ask your server what's coming out of the oven this week.

All of our bread is made in house and baked fresh every day.

Each sandwich is served with The Best French Fries in Houston™, potato salad, or a side salad.

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

aka Lennie’s Dream Chicken
with Pickled Green Tomato, Bacon, Fresh Mozzarella, and Preserved Lemon Mayo
Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O’Clock Pils

Ever been awakened in the middle of the night by a phone call about a chicken sandwich? I have. 13

Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Fancy Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, house pickles, and coleslaw on our housemade bun. 13

Curried Chicken Salad Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Citrodos IPA

Pulled chicken salad seasoned with a vast array of spices, made crunchy with cashews, and topped with a delicious and piquant apple cabbage slaw. 12

Amber Ale Bratwurst

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Amber Ale mustard. 12

Crawfish Roll

Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show

The original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 16

Club Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower

Tough day on the links? Shake off that embarrassing triple bogey (man, do you have arthritis or something?) right here in our dining room. The rest of the foursome can get whatever they want (after all, you’re footing the bill) but you, my friend, can have this classic all to yourself. 14

Grilled Cubano

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

¿¿Acere, qué bolá?? Let us bring you to the sun-soaked beaches of the 21st Parallel with this l'il torta prensado straight from the home of Ibrahim Ferrer, Daisy Fuentes, and of course, Pitbull. Our house cured ham and slow roasted pork on a Slow Dough roll with Swiss cheese, house pickles, and Amber Ale mustard all grilled under the oppressive weight of a cast iron plate. Make it hella auténtico by adding black beans and platanos for only two bucks! 14

Bishop’s Burger

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Two beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, and live life on the razor’s edge! Add bacon and/or extra cheese for a dollar each. Veggie burgers also available. 13

Get a side because you’re just a little hungry or add a side because you’re ultra hungry. 6

Hand Cut French Fries

Potato Salad

Elote en Vaso

Raclette Mac & Cheese

Sweet Potatoes & Brussels Sprouts

Our Beer Lineup

Easy Drinkers

pint | mug

Fancy Lawnmower
True German-Style Kölsch
Crisp and refreshing, it’s a great beer for outdoor Texas activities.
4.9% ABV | 16 IBU | 4x GABF Medals
5 | 7

Orange Show
Blonde Ale with Real Blood Oranges
Citrusy and refreshing, the combination of flavors make it a balanced, light bodied beer.
5.3% ABV | 21 IBU
5 | 7

Daydream
Bright American Saison
Crisp and vibrant, this beer is brewed with American hops and Belgian yeast.
5.2% ABV | 24 IBU
5 | 7

Raspberry AF
Fruited Berliner Weisse
This light bodied beer is pleasantly tart, thirst quenching, and made with 100% real raspberries.
3.6% ABV | 7 IBU
6 | 8

Down the Middle

pint | mug

Amber Ale
Houston’s Original Craft Beer
This perfectly balanced amber ale is what started it all back in 1994.
6.2% ABV | 32 IBU | 4x GABF | 1 World Beer Cup Medal
5 | 7

Guten Tag
Traditional Bavarian-Style Lager
This Märzen has a crisp and clean flavor with a nice toasty and bready complexity from the malt.
5.8% ABV | 21 IBU
5 | 7

Santo
Black Kölsch
We invented this style - it’s light bodied and floral, yet with a distinct dark malt flavor.
4.7% ABV | 16 IBU | 2x World Beer Cup Medals
5 | 7

Hop Forward

pint | mug

Texas Winter IPA
Our New Seasonal IPA with Texas Grapefruit
100% Chance of Hops! This new brew features tropical and citrus notes from four different hops.
7.1% ABV | 55 IBU
5.50 | -

Art Car IPA
Very Hoppy American IPA
A hop combo of Amarillo and Mosaic creates the big tropical fruit aromas and flavors in this IPA.
7.1% ABV | 55 IBU
5.50 | -

Citrodos IPA
American IPA
Citra hops give this beer orange and honeydew melon notes, with an ABV lower than most IPAs.
5.9% ABV | 32 IBU
5.50 | 7.50

Elissa IPA
Traditional India Pale Ale
Brewed with 100% Cascade hops, this IPA has a hoppy grapefruit flavor and balanced malty body.
7.1% ABV | 52 IBU | 1 GABF | 1 World Beer Cup Medal
5.50 | -

Pub Crawl
Pale Ale
Amarillo and Galaxy hops lend bright citrus character to this balanced and sessionable beer.
4.7% ABV | 48 IBU
5.50 | 7.50

5 O'Clock Pils
Classic Bohemian Pilsner
This bright and hoppy lager is all about its single hop (Saaz) and single malt (pils).
5.2% ABV | 40 IBU
5 | 7

Our Cider

pint | mug

Original Dry Cider
A Most Saintly Cider
With a bright apple flavor, this cider is light, complex, clean, and dry.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
5.50 | 7.50

Honey Agave Cider
A Match Made in Texas
This cider features Burleson’s honey from Texas, along with agave for a balanced sweetness.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
5.50 | 7.50

Cellar List & Limited Release Beers

Between seasonal releases, Beer Garden Brews, aged beers from our cellar, and cask conditioned selections, we've always got something new on our menu.

New beer debuts every Wednesday.

Wine

For reasons we will never quite understand, some folks don’t love beer.

Saintsbury Carneros Chardonnay
White | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 13

Saintsbury Carneros Pinot Noir
Red | 14.2% ABV | Glass | 15

Martin Ray Rosé of Pinot Noir
Rosé | 13.2% ABV | Glass | 12

Why Saintsbury Wine?
Saintsbury winery was founded in Napa in 1981 by our founder Brock’s cousin David. Yes, alcohol runs in the family. And like our beers, these are world class wines. Did the Saintsbury name influence our name choice of Saint Arnold or just coincidence? Cheers!

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

We’ve got iced tea, coffee, and Topo Chico for 2.95 each, plus a couple of special items:

Saint Arnold Root Beer
Our secret recipe is big, sweet, flavorful, old fashioned, and, best of all, on tap!
16 oz | 2.95

Root Beer Float
Our Root Beer with a scoop of Fat Cat Creamery Mexican vanilla ice cream.
6

Hop₂O
Our very own creation, sparkling water with Citra and Amarillo hops - on tap.
10 oz | 2.95