Our Food
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Dine-In Service
Seasonal Hours
Sunday - Thursday | 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Kitchen Closes at 9:00 PM Sunday - Thursday
Friday - Saturday | 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Kitchen Closes at 10:00 PM on Friday and Saturday
Curbside Pickup & Drive Thru Beer To-Go
Every Day | 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Oktoberfest Specials
Super Schnitzel Sandwich
Battered and fried pork cutlet, pretzel burger bun, house kraut and Amber Ale mustard sauce.
16
The Sausage Plate
One brat, one kielbasa, braised red cabbage, warm german potato salad, house kraut, and house mustard.
17
Der Valkyrie Pizza
H-Town Pils pizza dough, house Amber Ale mustard base, sliced bratwurst, house sauerkraut and shredded mozzarella.
16.5
Beer Special
Prost, Y'all
7.8% ABV
Half Oktoberfest, half Tarnation with cinnamon and vanilla.
10oz | 6
Special Release Bottles
Divine Reserve No. 19
12oz bottle
9
Bourbon Barrel French Press
12oz bottle
11
Bishop's Barrel No. 20
12oz bottle
11
Bourbon Barrel Commitment
12oz bottle
8
Russian Imperial Stout
12oz bottle
12
Divide & Conquer
Stuffed Mushrooms
Suggested Beer Pairing: Hideaway
Roasted mushroom caps stuffed with pork and herbed cream cheese. Topped with Parmesan cheese and breadcrumbs. 9
Them Wings
Kid Friendly
Suggested Beer Pairing: Double Down
You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer five choices (also Plain if you aren’t gang gang):
Magic City Lemon Pepper
Sweet Joe’s Rubb
Sticky Green Thai
That Fire Emoji
Peachanero
12
Fresh Slow Dough Soft Pretzels
Kid Friendly | Vegetarian
Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils
These two soft pretzels, served with mustard and Lawnmower Queso Blanco, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 10
Chips & Lawnmower Queso Blanco
Vegetarian
Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower
Served with hatch chile salsa. 9
• add pulled pork +2
• add pickled jalapeños +1
Grilled Carrot Hummus and Fresh Veggies
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
Grilled carrots and yummy chickpeas blended together with an all star roster of seasonings and served with an adorable little bowl of fresh cut veggies.
9
French Fries
Kid Friendly
Truffle Fries
Vegetarian
Truffle Oil and Shredded Parmesan 9
Carolina Fries
Pulled Pork and Skillsauce 9
Texan Fries
Vegetarian
Lawnmower Queso Blanco and Pickled Jalapeños 9
Regular Fries
Vegan
6
Surf and/or Turf
Steak Frites
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
Super tender Teres Major grilled to order and served with our outstanding hop butter and fries. 26
• add shrimp skewer +7
Fish & Chips
Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA
Deep fried Atlantic cod with fries, tartar sauce, and lemon. 18
Sandwiches
All of our bread is baked fresh every day.
Each sandwich is served with french fries, potato salad, or a side salad.
Fries can be upgraded to Truffle Fries, Carolina Fries or Texan Fries. +3
BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
Pulled pork with coleslaw, shredded cheddar cheese, fried onions and Skillsauce on a toasted pretzel bun. 15
Falafel Wrap
Vegan
Suggested Beer Pairing: Harmony
Fresh falafel, grilled carrot hummus, romaine lettuce and grilled vegetables (zucchini, yellow squash, red onion, red bell pepper). 14
Crawfish Roll
Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils
e original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 16.5
Amber Ale Bratwurst
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Amber Ale mustard. 14
Bishop’s Burger
Kid Friendly
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Two beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, add bacon and/or extra cheese for two dollars each. Veggie Burger also available. 15
Art Car IPA presents The Chicken Coupe
Chicken Salad Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower
Chicken salad, sprouts, tomato, red onion and cucumber on a buttery croissant. 15.5
The Drive Thru
Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA
Classic fried chicken breast with pickles. Always available...even on Sundays. 14
Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, pickles, and coleslaw on our housemade bun. 15
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
Herb marinated chicken breast on house focaccia with cured bacon, fresh mozz, pickled green tomato, arugula and preserved lemon mayo. No cheeky description here. It’s just good. #sorrynotsorry. 15
Pizza
We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.
Each pie is 12” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing.
Mucho Meatcho
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
Yo, you ready? Peep it. Italian sausage and ham made right here, pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, fennel, and arugula. Don’t even trip ‘cause it’s going down marvelous, son, word up. 17
Major Mushroom
Vegetarian
Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA
Trumpet, white beech, hon-shimeji, maitake, portabello, and the good old standard button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 16.5
Vegan Sausage Pizza
Vegan
Suggested Beer Pairing: Harmony
Vegan sausage, Art Car IPA red sauce, vegan cheese, mushroom blend, basil. 16.5
Margherita
Vegetarian
Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils
They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. This traditional style Margherita is made with olive oil, tomato, fresh mozzarella and basil. 15
Pepperoni
Kid Friendly
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
While the world changes faster and faster as technology advances humanity to levels we never could have anticipated, the pepperoni pizza is the stalwart touchstone that keeps our feet on the ground as we’re reaching for the stars. 15
Cheese Pizza
Vegetarian | Kid Friendly
Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer
Art Car red sauce and mozzarella cheese. 14
Pizza Add-Ons
Pepperoni
Italian Sausage
Ham
Bacon
Chicken
Truffle Oil
+3 each
Shredded Cheddar
Shredded Mozzarella
Fresh Mozzarella
Blue Cheese
Parmesan
+2 each
Mushrooms
Rajas
Arugula
Jalapeños
Sun Dried Tomato
Red Onion
Garlic
Spinach
Olives
Tomatoes
Artichoke
Basil
+1 each
Sub vegan cheese on any pizza +4
Sub gluten free cauliflower crust +3
Salads
Add falafel (3), grilled chicken (4), fried chicken (5) or shrimp skewer (7) if you’d like.
Crunchy Chicken Salad
Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower
Romaine lettuce, grilled chicken thighs, green apple, jicama, spiced pecans, cucumber, green goddess dressing, blue cheese crumbles. 16.5
The Big Greek
Vegetarian
Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower
Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14
• hold the cheese to make it vegan
Classic Caesar
Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA
A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 13
Desserts
Chocolate Soufflé with Tart Cherry Compote
Sort of airy, sort of not. It’s not too easy to describe the texture of this l’il guy but the flavor is very easy to describe and that description would be heavy duty chocolate. We’ve decided to top it with chocolate’s longtime companion, tart cherries. Incidentally, this one pairs very well with our darker and maltier beers so throw caution to the wind and give it a go-round.
8
Bee Sting Cake with Rooibos Tea Infused Honey
Also known as ‘Bienenstich Cake’, this German vergnügen is sure to please. There’s too much history behind this to go into here but it involves bakers fending off attackers by hurling beehives at them. No lie, bub. Anyhow, you may not have heard of this but I’m pretty sure you’ll like it. Try this with one of our ciders. It pairs well with all of them.
8
Fluffy Chai Cheesecake
Mysteriously light chai spiked cheesecake with ch-ch-chai caramel sauce and graham cracker crust.
8
KICPOPS Artisan Ice Pops
Cool and delicious treats for children young and old! These small batch pops are fantastic! Made right here in Houston and a personal favorite of resident popsicle connoisseur Chef Ryan Savoie. 4
Your choice of:
Watermelon Agave (vegan & guten-free)
Cookies & Cream
Mango Tajín
Churro Pretzels with Cream Cheese and Caramel Dipping Sauce
Vegetarian
Cinnamon and sugar coated warm, soft pretzels with housemade caramel and cream cheese dipping sauce. 10
Saint Arnold Root Beer Float
Kid Friendly
12oz | 6
Updog Cookies
For Dogs
A pack of 20 malted dog treats for your furry friend. 5
Beverages
Beer
4 oz | pint | mug
Lyons Lager
A crisp, light and refreshing lager.
3.7% ABV | 7 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5
Summer Pils
Award-Winning
A golden Munich-style Helles. Crisp and refreshing, this beer is perfect for a hot summer day.
4.9% ABV | 22 IBU | 6x GABF Medals
3 | 6 | 7.5
Lawnmower
Refreshing Outdoor Beer
Crisp and refreshing, our German-style Kölsch is great for outdoor Texas activities.
4.9% ABV | 18 IBU | 4x GABF Medals
3 | 6 | 7.5
Hideaway
Margarita-Inspired
This beer combines salt and lime to provide a crisp, bright flavor and good vibes.
5.0% ABV | 15 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5
H-Town Pils
Our Ideal Lager
Malt and hop flavors work together in harmony and create balance from beginning to end.
5.2% ABV | 29 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5
Harmony
Blissfully Hoppy Hazy IPA
An easy-drinking hazy IPA with a focus on citrus and tropical fruit notes, balanced by a soft mouthfeel and light body.
6.5% ABV | 30 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5
Amber Ale
Houston's Original Craft Beer
This perfectly balanced amber ale is what started it all back in 1994.
6.2% ABV | 32 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5
Oktoberfest
Full-Bodied & Malty
This rich beer has a round malt flavor and an above average alcohol content perfect for a cool fall evening.
6.6% ABV | 14 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5
Art Car IPA
Very Hoppy American IPA
A hop combo of Amarillo and Mosaic creates the big tropical fruit aromas and flavors in this IPA.
7.1% ABV | 55 IBU
3 | 6 | -
Elissa IPA
Traditional India Pale Ale
Brewed with 100% Cascade hops, this IPA has a hoppy grapefruit flavor and balanced malty body.
7.1% ABV | 52 IBU | 1 GABF | 1 WBC Medal
3 | 6 | -
Juicy IPA
An All Inclusive Hop Resort
This IPA is bursting with tropical and citrusy hop flavor and aroma, but has a soft bitterness.
7.1% ABV | 44 IBU
3.25 | 6.5 | -
Slow Pour H-Town Pils
Only available Monday through Thursday
Check out H-Town Pils on our Slow Pour faucet! Your patience will be rewarded with a softer mouthfeel, enhanced malt flavor, and a pillow of beer foam that traps hop aromatics throughout the experience. Served in a traditional Czech-style mug. 7
Flights
A righteous lineup of five tasters. 14
Best Sellers
1. Lawnmower
2. H-Town Pils
3. Art Car IPA
4. Amber Ale
5. Seasonal
Texas Vacation
1. Just Right Cider
2. Hideaway
3. Harmony
4. Juicy IPA
5. Elissa IPA
10oz Pours
4oz pours also available.
Tarnation
The most rootin' tootin' strong ale this side of the Guadalupe! It's rich, malty, and doggone tasty if we do say so ourselves.
9.0% ABV | 53 IBU
6
Double Down
For this beer, our focus was to create big tropical and melon notes while tastefully integrating bitterness.
9.2% ABV | 71 IBU
6
Cider
4 oz | pint | mug
Original Dry Cider
A Most Saintly Cider
With a bright apple flavor, this cider is light, complex, clean, and dry.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5
Honey Agave Cider
A Match Made in Texas
This cider features Burleson’s honey from Texas, along with agave for a balanced sweetness.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5
Just Right Cider
Semi-Dry Cider
Bittersweet apples from France offer subtle spice and floral notes and provide balance between the sweet flavor and dry finish.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5
Wine
For reasons we will never quite understand, some folks don’t love beer.
Saintsbury Carneros Chardonnay
White | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 13
Saintsbury Carneros Pinot Noir
Red | 14.2% ABV | Glass | 15
Daou Rosé
Rosé | 13.7% ABV | Glass | 13
Daou Sauvignon Blanc
White | 13.7% ABV | Glass | 13
Campo Viejo Cava
Sparkling | 11.5% ABV | Glass | 13
Tribute Cabernet Sauvignon
Red | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 15
Non-Alcoholic
Saint Arnold Ginger Beer
12 oz Bottle | 3
Saint Arnold Root Beer
10 oz | 3
Coffee
Cup | 3
Iced Tea
16 oz | 3
Cherry Limeade
16 oz | 3
Lemonade
16 oz | 3
Arnold Palmer
16 oz | 3
Hop2O
Dry Hopped Sparkling Water
16 oz | 3
Prices do not include sales tax.
*consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.