Divine Reserve No. 19

Spiced Oatwine

12oz bottle | 10.4% ABV | 2019

9

Russian Imperial Stout

500ml bottle | 10.1% ABV | 2020

12

I Love You This Much

Commitment Imperial Stout with Raspberries

500ml bottle | 12.8% ABV | 2021

14

Raspberry Sour Aged in Whiskey Barrels

500ml bottle | 6.6% ABV | 2020

14

Them Wings

Kid Friendly

Suggested Beer Pairing: Double Down

You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer five choices (also Plain if you aren’t gang gang):
Magic City Lemon Pepper
Sweet Joe’s Rubb
Sticky Green Thai
That Fire Emoji
Peachanero
11

Fresh Slow Dough Soft Pretzels

Kid Friendly | Vegetarian

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

These two soft pretzels, served with mustard and Lawnmower Queso Blanco, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 10

Chips & Lawnmower Queso Blanco

Vegetarian

Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Served with hatch chile salsa. 9
• add pulled pork +2
• add pickled jalapeños +1

Veggies & Smoky Hummus

Kid Friendly | Vegan

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Fresh veg and what could be the greatest hummus ever made. Clocking in at hella delicious, tangy and of course smoky, this hummus and this veg form like Voltron to make an altogether perfect snack. 7

French Fries

Kid Friendly

Truffle Fries

Vegetarian

Truffle Oil and Shredded Parmesan 9

Carolina Fries

Pulled Pork and Skillsauce 9

Texan Fries

Vegetarian

Lawnmower Queso Blanco and Pickled Jalapeños 9

Regular Fries

Vegan

6

Fish & Chips

Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

Deep fried Atlantic cod with fries, tartar sauce, and lemon. 17

All of our bread is baked fresh every day.
Each sandwich is served with french fries, potato salad, or a side salad.
Fries can be upgraded to Truffle Fries, Carolina Fries or Texan Fries. +3

BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Pulled pork with coleslaw, shredded cheddar cheese, fried onions and Skillsauce on a toasted pretzel bun. 15

Crawfish Roll

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

The original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 16

Amber Ale Bratwurst

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Amber Ale mustard. 13

Bishop’s Burger

Kid Friendly

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Two beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, add bacon and/or extra cheese for two dollars each. Veggie Burger also available. 14.5

Art Car IPA presents The Chicken Coupe

The Drive Thru

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

Classic fried chicken breast with pickles. Always available...even on Sundays. 13

Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, pickles, and coleslaw on our housemade bun. 14.5

We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.
Each pie is 12” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing.

Major Mushroom

Vegetarian

Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

Trumpet, white beech, hon-shimeji, maitake, portabello, and the good old standard button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 16.5

Margherita

Vegetarian

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. Tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil. We put a little red sauce on there too because life is too beautiful to be completely bound by tradition. 15

Pepperoni

Kid Friendly

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

While the world changes faster and faster as technology advances humanity to levels we never could have anticipated, the pepperoni pizza is the stalwart touchstone that keeps our feet on the ground as we’re reaching for the stars. 15

The Flanders

Vegetarian

Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer

All of the cheeses: both mozzarellas, parm and cheddar. Even though the man upstairs might think it’s excessive, it’s okay to live a little. But blue cheese is out of the question... unless you ask nicely. 14

Pizza Add-Ons

Add falafel (3), chicken (4) or steak (5) if you’d like.

The Big Greek

Vegetarian

Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14
• hold the cheese to make it vegan

Classic Caesar

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 12

Tres Leches with Hibiscus Syrup and Whipped Cream

Vanilla sponge cake soaked with our proprietary and highly guarded secret blend of milks. Served with an equally clandestine hibiscus syrup and mysteriously delicious whipped cream. 8

KICPOPS Artisan Ice Pops

Cool and delicious treats for children young and old! These small batch pops are fantastic! Made right here in Houston and a personal favorite of resident popsicle connoisseur Chef Ryan Savoie. 4

Your choice of:

Watermelon Agave (vegan & guten-free)

Banana Pudding

Frozen Key Lime Mousse with Graham Cracker Crust and Candied Lime Zest

Lime curd and chantilly cream folded together, molded on a graham cracker crust and frozen to perfection. Garnished with candied lime zest. 7

Churro Pretzels with Cream Cheese and Caramel Dipping Sauce

Vegetarian

Cinnamon and sugar coated warm, soft pretzels with housemade caramel and cream cheese dipping sauce. 10

Saint Arnold Root Beer Float

Kid Friendly

12oz | 6

Beer

4 oz | pint | mug

Summer Pils
Award-Winning
A golden Munich-style Helles. Crisp and refreshing, this beer is perfect for a hot summer day.
4.9% ABV | 22 IBU | 6x GABF Medals
3 | 6 | 7.5

Lawnmower
Refreshing Outdoor Beer
Crisp and refreshing, our German-style Kölsch is great for outdoor Texas activities.
4.9% ABV | 18 IBU | 4x GABF Medals
3 | 6 | 7.5

Hideaway
Margarita-Inspired
This beer combines salt and lime to provide a crisp, bright flavor and good vibes.
5.0% ABV | 15 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

H-Town Pils
Our Ideal Lager
Malt and hop flavors work together in harmony and create balance from beginning to end.
5.2% ABV | 29 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Harmony
Blissfully Hoppy
An easy-drinking hazy pale ale with a focus on citrus and tropical fruit notes, balanced by a soft mouthfeel and light body.
6.0% ABV | 30 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Amber Ale
Houston's Original Craft Beer
This perfectly balanced amber ale is what started it all back in 1994.
6.2% ABV | 32 IBU
3 | 6 | 7.5

Art Car IPA
Very Hoppy American IPA
A hop combo of Amarillo and Mosaic creates the big tropical fruit aromas and flavors in this IPA.
7.1% ABV | 55 IBU
3 | 6 | -

Elissa IPA
Traditional India Pale Ale
Brewed with 100% Cascade hops, this IPA has a hoppy grapefruit flavor and balanced malty body.
7.1% ABV | 52 IBU | 1 GABF | 1 WBC Medal
3 | 6 | -

Juicy IPA
An All Inclusive Hop Resort
This IPA is bursting with tropical and citrusy hop flavor and aroma, but has a soft bitterness.
7.1% ABV | 44 IBU
3.25 | 6.5 | -

Slow Pour H-Town Pils
Only available Monday through Thursday
Check out H-Town Pils on our Slow Pour faucet! Your patience will be rewarded with a softer mouthfeel, enhanced malt flavor, and a pillow of beer foam that traps hop aromatics throughout the experience. Served in a traditional Czech-style mug. 7.5

Flights

A saintly lineup of five tasters. 14

Best Sellers
1. Lawnmower
2. H-Town Pils
3. Art Car IPA
4. Amber Ale
5. Seasonal

Texas Vacation
1. Just Right Cider
2. Hideaway
3. Harmony
4. Juicy IPA
5. Elissa IPA

10oz Pours

4oz pours also available.

Double Down
For this beer, our focus was to create big tropical and melon notes while tastefully integrating bitterness.
9.2% ABV | 71 IBU
7

Cider

4 oz | pint | mug

Original Dry Cider
A Most Saintly Cider
With a bright apple flavor, this cider is light, complex, clean, and dry.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5

Honey Agave Cider
A Match Made in Texas
This cider features Burleson’s honey from Texas, along with agave for a balanced sweetness.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5

Just Right Cider
Semi-Dry Cider
Bittersweet apples from France offer subtle spice and floral notes and provide balance between the sweet flavor and dry finish.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
3 | 6 | 7.5

Wine

For reasons we will never quite understand, some folks don’t love beer.

Saintsbury Carneros Chardonnay
White | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 13

Saintsbury Carneros Pinot Noir
Red | 14.2% ABV | Glass | 15

Daou Rosé
Rosé | 13.7% ABV | Glass | 13

Daou Sauvignon Blanc
White | 13.7% ABV | Glass | 13

Campo Viejo Cava
Sparkling | 11.5% ABV | Glass | 13

English Newsom Cabernet Sauvignon
Red | 13.8% ABV | Glass | 15

Non-Alcoholic

Saint Arnold Ginger Beer
10oz mug | 3

Saint Arnold Root Beer
10oz mug | 3

Coffee
Cup | 3

Iced Tea
16 oz | 3

Cherry Limeade
16 oz | 3

Lemonade
16 oz | 3

Arnold Palmer
16 oz | 3

Hop₂O
Dry Hopped Sparkling Water
16 oz | 3

Prices do not include sales tax.

*consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.