Our Food
Our food and beer menu is offered every day at our Beer Garden & Restaurant. Prices do not include sales tax.
Saturdays in our Beer Hall feature a smaller, but equally tasty food menu.
View our Saturday Beer Hall menu.
Entrées
Grilled Ribeye
Suggested Beer Pairing: Endeavour
One pound ribeye with whole roasted garlic, ancho chile cocoa nib butter, and your choice of side. 31
Texas Hot Fried Chicken
Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF
Herbs... spices... you already know we’ve got that on lock. Thick thighs sauced up with that duck fat Fire Emoji and served on a toasty slice of our house baked bread with Raclette Mac & Cheese. 19
Red Snapper with Thai Red Curry
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
Fresh Gulf red snapper with Chinese broccoli, fingerling potatoes, and coconut red curry broth. 29
Pappardelle
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Hand cut fresh pasta tossed with a smoky tomato pesto, heirloom cherry tomatoes, and arugula. 24
Beer Can Half Chicken
Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O’Clock Pils
We put our 5 O’Clock Pils cans in the chicken’s can, roast ‘em all up for you - our beloved public - and serve them with fresh grilled veggies. 21
Grilled Lamb Chops
Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O’Clock Pils
Marinated and grilled chops served with ancient grains, cashews, grilled vegetables, pomegranate, and herbed stock reduction. 27
Fresh Gulf Shrimp Risotto
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
Grilled Gulf shrimp and barley risotto with roasted tomato, smoked mozzarella, bacon lardons, and herbed arugula purée. 21
Bistro Filet au Frites
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo
Ultra tender teres major grilled to order and piled high with roasted mushrooms and The Best French Fries in Houston™. 23
Divide & Conquer
House Cured Meat & Cheese
Suggested Beer Pairing: Bishop’s Barrel No. 12, 14, 17, or 21
“All the meat that’s fit to eat.” – Cameron Braithwaite
Our own house cured ham, duck, and corned beef with some of the choicest cheese the Houston Dairymaids have to offer. Ask your server for the finer details. 14
Pretzel Sticks
Suggested Beer Pairing: Ale Wagger
Our pretzels, served with house mustard and Santo Queso, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 8
Chips & Santo Queso
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo
Welcome to Texas, shorty. 8
Shrimp & Crab Cakes
Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker
Fried lump crab and Gulf shrimp on creamy polenta, topped with tangy and saliferous salsa verde and shaved pickled egg. 15
Them Wings
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl
You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer three (!!!) versions: Jerk, Fire Emoji, and BBQ. Also plain if you simply can’t hang. 10
Chicken Fried Pickled Green Tomatoes
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
A Southern classic with the requisite tweak, made even more extravagant by our own Million Island Dressing. 9
Pickled Vegetables
Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower or Weedwacker (or both!)
The season’s freshest vegetables saved just for you at their peak. Hummus and pita chips too because y’all need those dips, boo. 10
Curry Chicken Naan Melt
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Melty paneer and curried roasted chicken with a jhakaas minted yogurt, yaar. 11
Salads
Add falafel (3), chicken (4), or steak (5) if you’d like.
Classic Caesar
Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker
A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 12
Ancient Grains
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl
Feel the power of those who came before us! Red quinoa, bulgar wheat, farro, and barley over lacinato kale with pepitas and balsamic reduction. 10
The Big Greek
Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower
Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, fried pita croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14
Le Claire
Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF
Romaine salad with blue cheese, grilled pears, spiced pecans, and shredded chicken. 12
Pizza
We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.
Each pie is 10” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing. Traditional toppings are available upon request.
Der Valkyrie
aka The Colonel Klink
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
Bratwurst, sauerkraut, and mustard on a pretzel crust. For the winged warrior inside us all. 14
Major Mushroom
aka Nicki Melange
Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker
Trumpet, White Beech, Hon-Shimeji, Maitake, Portabello, and the good old standard Button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 14
La Bianca
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
Roasted cauliflower, red onion, white sauce, mozzarella, parmesan, truffle oil, and shaved fennel. 13
The North Shore
aka The Leland Brah
Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O’Clock Pils
Teriyaki pork belly, grilled pineapple, nori, and mozz. Don’t be a haolie! Add Spam for three bucks, braddah. 14
The Lockhart
aka The Emporium
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo
Brisket, BBQ sauce, jalapeños, onions, and cheddar cheese. Did you order two? It’d be a lot cooler if you did. 14
El Pollo Todopoderoso
aka The Gucci Guapo
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl
Beer can chicken mole with red onion, charred corn, queso fresco, and avocado crema. Nos atrevemos a encontrar otra pizza de pollo como imparable delicioso como éste. 14
Mucho Meatcho
aka The Supreme Clientele
Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker
Yo, you ready? Peep it. Italian sausage and ham made right here, pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, fennel, and arugula. Don’t even trip ‘cause it’s going down marvelous, son, word up. 15
Margherita
Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA
They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. Tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil. We put a little red sauce on there too because life is too beautiful to be completely bound by tradition. 13
The Flanders
Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer
All of the cheeses: both mozzarellas, parm, cheddar, and queso fresco. Even though the man upstairs might think it’s excessive, it’s okay to live a little. But blue cheese is out of the question... unless you ask nicely. 14
Sandwiches
All of our bread is made in house and baked fresh every day.
Each sandwich is served with The Best French Fries in Houston™ or a side salad.
Crawfish Roll
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
The original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 14
Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Fancy Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, house pickles, and coleslaw on a toasted sourdough bun. 12
Curried Chicken Salad Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Pulled chicken salad seasoned with a vast array of spices, made crunchy with cashews, and topped with a delicious and piquant apple cabbage slaw. 12
Falafel Pita
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl
Delicious hot falafel in fresh pita with lettuce, tomato, tahini, and tzatziki. 10
Amber Ale Bratwurst
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Ale Wagger mustard. 12
Würst öf Dër Wëëk
Suggested Beer Pairing: Changes weekly. Ask your server!
Ach du Lieber!! Every week we’ll be bringing you the finest sausage made right here in the friendly confines of our Saint Arnold kitchen. 13
House Cured Corned Beef Reuben
Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA
House cured Santo corned beef piled high on fresh baked and toasted rye bread, topped with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Million Island Dressing. 15
Bishop’s Burger
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Two Angus beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, and live life on the razor’s edge! Add bacon and/or extra cheese for a dollar each. Veggie burgers also available. 13
Sides
Get a side because you’re just a little hungry or add a side because you’re ultra hungry. 6
Hand Cut French Fries
Raclette Mac & Cheese
Elote en Vaso
Grilled Vegetables
Roasted Cauliflower with Weedwacker Mornay
Our Beer
Our Year Round Beers
pint | mug
Limited Release Beers
pint | mug
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Can’t decide? Get a flight of five beers for nine bucks (or a bit more if you include special selections).
Ask your server about special selections from our Divine Reserve series and Bishop’s Barrel series, as well as one-off beers and casks.
Want to take home a Saint Arnold pint glass? Get our Pint Glass + Beer Combo for ten dollars.
Non-Beer Drinks
We’ve got iced tea, coffee, and Topo Chico for 2.95 each, plus a couple of special items:
Saint Arnold Root Beer
Our secret recipe is big, sweet, flavorful, old fashioned, and, best of all, on tap!
16 oz | 2.95
Nitro Cold Brew Coffee
Locally roasted beans from Java Pura, served on our nitrogen tap.
10 oz | 3.95