Our Food
Our food and beer menu is offered every day at our Beer Garden & Restaurant. Prices do not include sales tax.

Entrées
- Lunch Special -
Monday - Friday | 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM
Ask your server about today’s Blue Plate Special.
It includes any regular beer, Root Beer, iced tea, Hop2O, or coffee. 20
Here is our current schedule:
Monday
Chicken Fried Steak with Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, and Green Beans
Tuesday
Root Beer Braised Short Rib Tacos, Charro Beans, and Avocado Salad
Wednesday
Meatloaf with Rice, Stewed Okra and Tomatoes
Thursday
Pulled Pork Sandwich with Steak Fries, Cole Slaw, and Baked Apple
Friday
Fire Emoji Shrimp Po' Boy with Bacon Greens and Mac and Cheese
Bistro Filet au Frites
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo
Ultra tender teres major grilled to order and piled high with roasted mushrooms and The Best French Fries in Houston™. 23
Grilled Ribeye
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
One pound ribeye with whole roasted garlic, ancho chile cocoa nib butter, and your choice of side. 31
Cast Iron Broiled Shrimp & Grits
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
This dish is no joke, so you’ll find no jokes here. Big ol’ shrimp broiled in a cast iron pan with garlic butter and served on spicy cheddar grits, black eyed pea and bacon succotash, pork rinds, and green onion. We sincerely hope this information helps you complete your meal order. Cheers, big ears. 23
Texas Hot Fried Chicken
Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF
Herbs... spices... you already know we’ve got that on lock. Delicious breasts sauced up with that duck fat Fire Emoji and served on a toasty slice of our house baked bread with Raclette Mac & Cheese. 19
Jerk Chicken
with Black Beans, Plantains, and Grilled Corn
Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF
There are more than a few comparisons that can be made between our beloved Houston and the island paradise of Jamaica. Namely beautiful coastlines, white sand beaches, slow and bass-heavy music, and the greatest jerk chicken in Texas. 21
Grilled Salmon
with Sicilian Pesto and Watercress Salad
Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream
Prefer to have your carbs served up ice cold in a pint glass? We understand where you’re coming from, fam. That’s why we took it upon ourselves to offer up what just might be the healthiest thing you’re going to have today. 23
Double Cut Root Beer Pork Chop
with Roasted Sweet Potato, Brussels Sprouts, and Mustard Seed Demi Glace
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl
This imposing dish was going to be served directly to you via a carhop who would hang the tray on your car door, but we were damaging way too many cars as a result of them flipping over, so we decided to just keep it on a plate. 24

Divide & Conquer
Pretzels
Suggested Beer Pairing: Guten Tag
These two soft pretzels, served with house mustard and Santo Queso, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 10
Chicken Fried Pickled Green Tomatoes
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
A Southern classic with the requisite tweak, made even more extravagant by our own Million Island Dressing. 9
Elote en Vaso
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo
Mexican street corn: It’s creamy, it’s tangy, and we’ll be danged if it’s not the preeminent way to enjoy sweet kernels of maize. We serve them with tortilla chips for your scooping pleasure. 9
Them Wings
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl
You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer two versions: Jerk and Fire Emoji. Also plain if you simply can’t hang. 10
Shrimp & Pork Belly Yakitori
Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O'Clock Pils
Our computer was running super slow, and we couldn’t look up any rad quotes from Black Rain, so we just made one up: “Midnight in Little Tokyo. I knew he was here; I just couldn’t see him through all of this damn black rain. He’d show his face eventually... nobody can resist the flavor of shrimp and pork belly yakitori. Not even him.” 14
Fried Pork Rinds
Suggested Beer Pairing: Citrodos IPA
Yeah... you read that right, pal. Rinds, cracklins, chicharrones... call 'em what you want, but we’ll get you a hot bag of 'em with some spicy spranklings tossed on top. (Also gluten free and low carb if you're kidding yourself.) 5
Chips & Santo Queso
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo
Welcome to Texas, shorty. 8
House Cured Meat & Cheese
Suggested Beer Pairing: Bishop’s Barrel No. 12, 14, 17, or 21
“All the meat that’s fit to eat.” – Cameron Braithwaite
Our own house cured ham, duck, and corned beef with some of the choicest cheese the Houston Dairymaids have to offer. Ask your server for the finer details. 15
Falafel Dippers
with Red Pepper and Artichoke Yogurt
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
There’s nothing quite like fresh, made from scratch falafel, and when you’re leaning toward the healthier side of dining, these are a great way to keep that nightly calorie count well within the margins. 10

Salads
Add falafel (3), chicken (4), steak (5), shrimp (6), or salmon (7) if you’d like.
The Big Greek
Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower
Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, pita croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14
Classic Caesar
Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream
A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 12
Crunchy Thai Salad
Cabbage, Carrot, Mushroom, Cucumber, Green Onion, Wonton, and Zesty Peanut Dressing
Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF
When Leo DiCaprio was filming The Beach, he wouldn’t shut up about this refreshing salad. He ate like two a day, for reals. Thank goodness we pulled the recipe out of the vast Saint Arnold Flavor Archives™ so you can relive a Hollywood legend any day of the week! 13

Pizza
We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.
Each pie is 10” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing. Traditional toppings are available upon request.
Pepperoni
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
While the world changes faster and faster as technology advances humanity to levels we never could have anticipated, the pepperoni pizza is the stalwart touchstone that keeps our feet on the ground as we’re reaching for the stars. 14
The Woodlands
aka The Gilded Cage
Suggested Beer Pairing: Original Dry Cider
Traffic on 45 can be a real merfer around this time of day, so our advice to you is get one of these pies, and you’ll basically be home already. It’s got chicken, bacon, pecan pesto, artichoke, and mushrooms. Send the maid home early and take one to go! 14
The Lockhart
aka The Emporium
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo
Brisket, BBQ sauce, jalapeños, onions, and cheddar cheese. Did you order two? It’d be a lot cooler if you did. 15
Major Mushroom
aka Nicki Melange
Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream
Trumpet, White Beech, Hon-Shimeji, Maitake, Portabello, and the good old standard Button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 14
Mucho Meatcho
aka The Supreme Clientele
Suggested Beer Pairing: Daydream
Yo, you ready? Peep it. Italian sausage and ham made right here, pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, fennel, and arugula. Don’t even trip ‘cause it’s going down marvelous, son, word up. 15
Margherita
Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA
They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. Tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil. We put a little red sauce on there too because life is too beautiful to be completely bound by tradition. 14
The Flanders
Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer
All of the cheeses: both mozzarellas, parm, cheddar, and queso fresco. Even though the man upstairs might think it’s excessive, it’s okay to live a little. But blue cheese is out of the question... unless you ask nicely. 14
Pizza of the Week
Cowabunga!! The dudes and dudettes in our kitchen love crafting new pizza creations just for you. Ask your server what's coming out of the oven this week.

Sandwiches
All of our bread is made in house and baked fresh every day.
Each sandwich is served with The Best French Fries in Houston™, potato salad, or a side salad.
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
aka Lennie’s Dream Chicken
with Pickled Green Tomato, Bacon, Fresh Mozzarella, and Preserved Lemon Mayo
Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O’Clock Pils
Ever been awakened in the middle of the night by a phone call about a chicken sandwich? I have. 13
Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Fancy Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, house pickles, and coleslaw on our housemade bun. 13
Curried Chicken Salad Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Citrodos IPA
Pulled chicken salad seasoned with a vast array of spices, made crunchy with cashews, and topped with a delicious and piquant apple cabbage slaw. 12
Amber Ale Bratwurst
Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale
The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Amber Ale mustard. 12
Crawfish Roll
Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show
The original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 16
Club Sandwich
Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower
Tough day on the links? Shake off that embarrassing triple bogey (man, do you have arthritis or something?) right here in our dining room. The rest of the foursome can get whatever they want (after all, you’re footing the bill) but you, my friend, can have this classic all to yourself. 14
Grilled Cubano
Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA
¿¿Acere, qué bolá?? Let us bring you to the sun-soaked beaches of the 21st Parallel with this l'il torta prensado straight from the home of Ibrahim Ferrer, Daisy Fuentes, and of course, Pitbull. Our house cured ham and slow roasted pork on a Slow Dough roll with Swiss cheese, house pickles, and Amber Ale mustard all grilled under the oppressive weight of a cast iron plate. Make it hella auténtico by adding black beans and platanos for only two bucks! 14
Bishop’s Burger
Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA
Two beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, and live life on the razor’s edge! Add bacon and/or extra cheese for a dollar each. Veggie burgers also available. 13

Sides
Get a side because you’re just a little hungry or add a side because you’re ultra hungry. 6
Hand Cut French Fries
Potato Salad
Elote en Vaso
Raclette Mac & Cheese
Sweet Potatoes & Brussels Sprouts

Beverages
Our Beer Lineup
Easy Drinkers
pint | mug
Fancy Lawnmower
True German-Style Kölsch
Crisp and refreshing, it’s a great beer for outdoor Texas activities.
4.9% ABV | 16 IBU | 4x GABF Medals
5 | 7
Orange Show
Blonde Ale with Real Blood Oranges
Citrusy and refreshing, the combination of flavors make it a balanced, light bodied beer.
5.3% ABV | 21 IBU
5 | 7
Daydream
Bright American Saison
Crisp and vibrant, this beer is brewed with American hops and Belgian yeast.
5.2% ABV | 24 IBU
5 | 7
Raspberry AF
Fruited Berliner Weisse
This light bodied beer is pleasantly tart, thirst quenching, and made with 100% real raspberries.
3.6% ABV | 7 IBU
6 | 8
Down the Middle
pint | mug
Christmas Ale
Our Rich & Cheerful Seasonal Beer
A hearty ale with a malty sweetness and spicy hop character - perfect for the holiday season.
7.5% ABV | 24 IBU | World Beer Cup Medal
5 | -
Amber Ale
Houston’s Original Craft Beer
This perfectly balanced amber ale is what started it all back in 1994.
6.2% ABV | 32 IBU | 4x GABF | 1 World Beer Cup Medal
5 | 7
Guten Tag
Traditional Bavarian-Style Lager
This Märzen has a crisp and clean flavor with a nice toasty and bready complexity from the malt.
5.8% ABV | 21 IBU
5 | 7
Santo
Black Kölsch
We invented this style - it’s light bodied and floral, yet with a distinct dark malt flavor.
4.7% ABV | 16 IBU | 2x World Beer Cup Medals
5 | 7
Hop Forward
pint | mug
Art Car IPA
Very Hoppy American IPA
A hop combo of Amarillo and Mosaic creates the big tropical fruit aromas and flavors in this IPA.
7.1% ABV | 55 IBU
5.50 | -
Citrodos IPA
American IPA
Citra hops give this beer orange and honeydew melon notes, with an ABV lower than most IPAs.
5.9% ABV | 32 IBU
5.50 | 7.50
Elissa IPA
Traditional India Pale Ale
Brewed with 100% Cascade hops, this IPA has a hoppy grapefruit flavor and balanced malty body.
7.1% ABV | 52 IBU | 1 GABF | 1 World Beer Cup Medal
5.50 | -
Pub Crawl
Pale Ale
Amarillo and Galaxy hops lend bright citrus character to this balanced and sessionable beer.
4.7% ABV | 48 IBU
5.50 | 7.50
5 O'Clock Pils
Classic Bohemian Pilsner
This bright and hoppy lager is all about its single hop (Saaz) and single malt (pils).
5.2% ABV | 40 IBU
5 | 7
Our Cider
pint | mug
Original Dry Cider
A Most Saintly Cider
With a bright apple flavor, this cider is light, complex, clean, and dry.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
5.50 | 7.50
Honey Agave Cider
A Match Made in Texas
This cider features Burleson’s honey from Texas, along with agave for a balanced sweetness.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
5.50 | 7.50
Flights
Monday - Thursday Only
Can’t decide? Sample five of our beers.
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Combo
All Day - Everyday
Get any regular beer and a Saint Arnold pint glass.
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Cellar List & Limited Release Beers
Between seasonal releases, Beer Garden Brews, aged beers from our cellar, and cask conditioned selections, we've always got something new on our menu.
New beer debuts every Wednesday.
Wine
For reasons we will never quite understand, some folks don’t love beer.
Saintsbury Carneros Chardonnay
White | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 13
Saintsbury Carneros Pinot Noir
Red | 14.2% ABV | Glass | 15
Saintsbury Carneros Vin Gris
Rosé | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 12
Why Saintsbury Wine?
Saintsbury winery was founded in Napa in 1981 by our founder Brock’s cousin David. Yes, alcohol runs in the family. And like our beers, these are world class wines. Did the Saintsbury name influence our name choice of Saint Arnold or just coincidence? Cheers!
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
We’ve got iced tea, coffee, and Topo Chico for 2.95 each, plus a couple of special items:
Saint Arnold Root Beer
Our secret recipe is big, sweet, flavorful, old fashioned, and, best of all, on tap!
16 oz | 2.95
Root Beer Float
Our Root Beer with a scoop of Fat Cat Creamery Mexican vanilla ice cream.
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Hop2O
Our very own creation, sparkling water with Citra and Amarillo hops - on tap.
10 oz | 2.95