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Dine-In Service

Sunday - Thursday | 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
Friday - Saturday | 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Kitchen Closes at 10:00 PM on Friday and Saturday

See Our Menu


Curbside Pickup & Drive Thru Beer To-Go
Every Day | 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

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Divide & Conquer

Them Wings

Suggested Beer Pairing: Double Down

You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer five choices: Magic City Lemon Pepper, Sweet Joe’s Rubb, Sticky Green Thai, That Fire Emoji or Caesar. Also Plain if you aren’t gang gang. 11

Fresh Slow Dough Soft Pretzels

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

These two soft pretzels, served with house mustard and Lawnmower Queso Blanco, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 10

Boudin Balls with Remoulade

Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

A Gulf Coast favorite fried up hot and fresh for you and yours... or just, y’know... you. 8

Chips & Lawnmower Queso Blanco

Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Served with hatch chile salsa. 9
• add pulled pork +2
• add house pickled jalapeños +1

Veggies & Smoky Hummus

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Fresh veg and what could be the greatest hummus ever made. Clocking in at hella delicious, tangy and of course smoky, this hummus and this veg form like Voltron to make an altogether perfect snack. 7


French Fries

 

Truffle Fries

Truffle Oil and Shredded Parmesan 9

Carolina Fries

Pulled Pork and SkillSauce 9

Texan Fries

Lawnmower Queso Blanco and House Pickled Jalapeños 9

Regular Fries

6


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Surf and/or Turf

Steak Frites

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Super tender Teres Major grilled to order and served with our outstanding hop butter and fries. 26

Fish & Chips

Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

Deep fried Atlantic cod with fries, tartar sauce, and lemon. 17

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Sandwiches

All of our bread is baked fresh every day.
Each sandwich is served with french fries, potato salad, or a side salad.
Fries can be upgraded to Truffle Fries, Carolina Fries or Texan Fries. +3

Italian Cold Cut Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Headliner

You need something that can come in a little early to set up for a big win. We’ve got the one for you. A ciabatta roll with coppa, salami, house cured ham, swiss cheese, cherry peppers, romaine, pickled tomato and lemon vinaigrette puts tummy grumbling straight to the closer. 15

Falafel Wrap

Suggested Beer Pairing: Harmony

Fresh house made falafel, smoky hummus, romaine lettuce and grilled vegetables (zucchini, yellow squash, red onion, red bell pepper). 13

Cuban Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

Que bola?!? House cured ham and slow roasted pork with Swiss cheese, house pickles and Amber Ale mustard all toasted on a Slow Dough roll under the oppressive weight of a cast iron plate. No pasa nada, es muy bien. 14.5

Crawfish Roll

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

The original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 16

Amber Ale Bratwurst

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Amber Ale mustard. 13

Bishop’s Burger

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Two beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, add bacon and/or extra cheese for two dollars each. Veggie Burger also available. 14.5


Art Car IPA presents The Chicken Coupe

 

The Drive Thru

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

Classic fried chicken breast with pickles. Always available...even on Sundays. 13

Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, house pickles, and coleslaw on our housemade bun. 14.5

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Herb marinated chicken breast on our own focaccia with house cured bacon, fresh mozz, pickled green tomato, arugula and preserved lemon mayo. No cheeky description here. It’s just good. #sorrynotsorry. 14


Upgrade Any Damn Thing

 

Add Fried Egg +2

 

Add Lawnmower Queso Blanco +3

 


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Pizza

We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.
Each pie is 12” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing.

Coppa, Salami & Cherry Peppers

Suggested Beer Pairing: Headliner

If you’re looking for meat, stop right here. It’s been handled. Not only do we deliver the goods with coppa and salami, but we’ve also added mozzarella, parmesan, cherry peppers, Art Car IPA red sauce, and fennel seed to sweeten the pot. 16.5

Greek Chicken & Spinach

Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Channel your inner Stamos with this full pie featuring white sauce, grilled chicken, artichokes, sun-dried tomatoes, spinach, feta and a garnish of parsley and lemon. 16

Mucho Meatcho

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

Yo, you ready? Peep it. Italian sausage and ham made right here, pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, fennel, and arugula. Don’t even trip ‘cause it’s going down marvelous, son, word up. 17

Major Mushroom

Suggested Beer Pairing: Juicy IPA

Trumpet, white beech, hon-shimeji, maitake, portabello, and the good old standard button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 16.5

Vegan Sausage Pizza

Suggested Beer Pairing: Harmony

House made vegan sausage, Art Car IPA red sauce, vegan cheese, house mushroom blend, basil. 16

Margherita

Suggested Beer Pairing: H-Town Pils

They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. Tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil. We put a little red sauce on there too because life is too beautiful to be completely bound by tradition. 15

Pepperoni

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

While the world changes faster and faster as technology advances humanity to levels we never could have anticipated, the pepperoni pizza is the stalwart touchstone that keeps our feet on the ground as we’re reaching for the stars. 15

The Flanders

Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer

All of the cheeses: both mozzarellas, parm and cheddar. Even though the man upstairs might think it’s excessive, it’s okay to live a little. But blue cheese is out of the question... unless you ask nicely. 14


Pizza Add-Ons

Pepperoni
Italian Sausage
Ham
Coppa
Salami
Bacon
Chicken
Truffle Oil
+3 each

Shredded Cheddar
Shredded Mozzarella
Fresh Mozzarella
Blue Cheese
Parmesan
+2 each

Mushrooms
Rajas
Arugula
Jalapeños
Sun Dried Tomato
Red Onion
Garlic
Spinach
Olives
Tomatoes
Artichoke
Basil
+1 each


Sub vegan cheese on any pizza +4

Sub gluten free cauliflower crust +3


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Salads

Add falafel (3), chicken (4) or steak (5) if you’d like.

Crunchy Chicken Salad

Suggested Beer Pairing: Harmony

Romaine lettuce, grilled chicken thighs, green apple, jicama, spiced pecans, cucumber, green goddess dressing, blue cheese crumbles. 16.5

The Big Greek

Suggested Beer Pairing: Lawnmower

Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14

Classic Caesar

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 12

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Desserts

Ice Cream Sandwich

Ice cream sandwich made with malted pecan Guten Tag caramel cookies and Fat Cat Creamery Mexican Vanilla ice cream. 8

Saint Arnold Root Beer Float

12oz | 6

Minute Maid Frozen Strawberry Lemonade

12oz | 6

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The Updog

The Updog Ice Cream Sandwich for Doggs

Peanut butter and banana frozen yogurt between two malted dog treats. 5


If you suffer from any food allergies, please ask your server for a full list of ingredients.

Prices do not include sales tax.


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Beverages

Beer

4 oz | pint | mug

Headliner
Headline Your Everything with our Blonde Ale
Enjoy this refreshing twist on the classic blonde ale, with light citrus notes and a clean malt character.
4.3% ABV | 19 IBU
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Low Dose
IPA Enlightened
A flavorful, low calorie session IPA with juicy pineapple and melon flavors. This beer will enlighten you.
4.4% ABV | 32 IBU
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Lawnmower
Refreshing Outdoor Beer
Crisp and refreshing, our German-style Kölsch is great for outdoor Texas activities.
4.9% ABV | 18 IBU | 4x GABF Medals
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

H-Town Pils
Our Ideal Lager
Malt and hop flavors work together in harmony and create balance from beginning to end.
5.2% ABV | 29 IBU
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Comeback Wit
Crisp & Citrusy
This classic Belgian-style Witbier has a subtle aroma of coriander and orange peel with a distinct Belgian yeast character.
5.4% ABV | 17 IBU
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Harmony
Blissfully Hoppy
An easy-drinking hazy pale ale with a focus on citrus and tropical fruit notes, balanced by a soft mouthfeel and light body.
6.0% ABV | 30 IBU
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Amber Ale
Houston’s Original Craft Beer
This perfectly balanced amber ale is what started it all back in 1994.
6.2% ABV | 32 IBU | 4x GABF | 1 WBC Medal
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Oktoberfest
Full-Bodied & Malty
This rich beer has a round malt flavor and an above average alcohol content perfect for a cool fall evening.
6.6% ABV | 14 IBU
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Art Car IPA
Very Hoppy American IPA
A hop combo of Amarillo and Mosaic creates the big tropical fruit aromas and flavors in this IPA.
7.1% ABV | 55 IBU
2 | 5.5 | -

Elissa IPA
Traditional India Pale Ale
Brewed with 100% Cascade hops, this IPA has a hoppy grapefruit flavor and balanced malty body.
7.1% ABV | 52 IBU | 1 GABF | 1 WBC Medal
2 | 5.5 | -

Juicy IPA
An All Inclusive Hop Resort
This IPA is bursting with tropical and citrusy hop flavor and aroma, but has a soft bitterness.
7.1% ABV | 44 IBU
2.25 | 6 | -

Double Down
All In On Hops!
For this beer, our focus was to create big tropical and melon notes while tastefully integrating bitterness.
9.2% ABV | 71 IBU
2.5 | 6.5 | -


Slow Pour H-Town Pils
Only available Monday through Thursday
Check out H-Town Pils on our Slow Pour faucet! Your patience will be rewarded with a softer mouthfeel, enhanced malt flavor, and a pillow of beer foam that traps hop aromatics throughout the experience. Served in a traditional Czech-style mug. 7


Flights

Best Sellers
1. Lawnmower
2. H-Town Pils
3. Art Car IPA
4. Amber Ale
5. Seasonal

East India Trading Company
1. Low Dose
2. Elissa IPA
3. Art Car IPA
4. Juicy IPA
5. Double Down


Special Release Bottles

Old Fashioned
Barleywine Ale Aged in Rye Whiskey Barrels with Orange Peel
12.9% ABV | 2021 | 12oz | 10

Commitment (4-pack)
Imperial Stout
13.4% ABV | 2020 | 12oz | 14


Superfine Hard Seltzer

12 oz can

Mimosa Morning
No flutes required to toast this citrusy, bubbly eye-opener crafted with 100% real orange peel and passion fruit.
0g Sugar | 95 Cals | 2g Carbs | 4.5% ABV | 5

Berry Lounge
Allow yourself to be charmed by the right balance of smooth and sweet berries alongside a citrus twist.
0g Sugar | 95 Cals | 2g Carbs | 4.5% ABV | 5

Sangria Sunset
Mingle by the sunset with black currant, passion fruit, and orange peel while taking in this inviting and complex flamenco of flavor.
0g Sugar | 95 Cals | 2g Carbs | 4.5% ABV | 5

Lemon Drop
This vivacious, crisp, and lemony hard seltzer offers the frivolity of a Lemon Drop cocktail without the potential for infamy.
0g Sugar | 95 Cals | 2g Carbs | 4.5% ABV | 5


Cider

4 oz | pint | mug

Original Dry Cider
A Most Saintly Cider
With a bright apple flavor, this cider is light, complex, clean, and dry.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Honey Agave Cider
A Match Made in Texas
This cider features Burleson’s honey from Texas, along with agave for a balanced sweetness.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
2 | 5.5 | 7.5

Just Right Cider
Semi-Dry Cider
Bittersweet apples from France offer subtle spice and floral notes and provide balance between the sweet flavor and dry finish.
5.9% ABV | Gluten Free
2 | 5.5 | 7.5


Wine

For reasons we will never quite understand, some folks don’t love beer.

Saintsbury Carneros Chardonnay
White | 13.5% ABV | Glass | 13

Saintsbury Carneros Pinot Noir
Red | 14.2% ABV | Glass | 15

Martin Ray Rosé of Pinot Noir
Rosé | 13.2% ABV | Glass | 12


Non-Alcoholic

Coffee
Cup | 3

Iced Tea
16 oz | 3

Cherry Limeade
16 oz | 3

Saint Arnold Root Beer
16 oz | 3

Lemonade
16 oz | 3

Arnold Palmer
16 oz | 3

Hop2O
Dry Hopped Sparkling Water
16 oz | 3


Prices do not include sales tax.