Our Food

Our food and beer menu is offered every day at our Beer Garden & Restaurant. Prices do not include sales tax.

View our full menu as a .pdf.

Grilled Ribeye

Suggested Beer Pairing: Endeavour

One pound ribeye with whole roasted garlic, ancho chile cocoa nib butter, and your choice of side. 31

Texas Hot Fried Chicken

Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF

Herbs... spices... you already know we’ve got that on lock. Thick thighs sauced up with that duck fat Fire Emoji and served on a toasty slice of our house baked bread with Raclette Mac & Cheese. 19

Grilled Salmon

Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF

Hand cut fresh salmon on our house grilled vegetables, topped with a smoky tomato pesto, heirloom cherry tomatoes, and arugula. 23

Beer Can Half Chicken

Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O’Clock Pils

We put our 5 O’Clock Pils cans in the chicken’s can, roast ‘em all up for you - our beloved public - and serve them with fresh grilled veggies. 21

Grilled Lamb Chops

Suggested Beer Pairing: 5 O’Clock Pils

Marinated and grilled chops served with ancient grains, cashews, grilled vegetables, pomegranate, and herbed stock reduction. 27

Fresh Gulf Shrimp Risotto

Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show

Grilled Gulf shrimp and barley risotto with roasted tomato, smoked mozzarella, bacon lardons, and herbed arugula purée. 21

Bistro Filet au Frites

Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Ultra tender teres major grilled to order and piled high with roasted mushrooms and The Best French Fries in Houston™. 23

House Cured Meat & Cheese

Suggested Beer Pairing: Bishop’s Barrel No. 12, 14, 17, or 21

“All the meat that’s fit to eat.” – Cameron Braithwaite

Our own house cured ham, duck, and corned beef with some of the choicest cheese the Houston Dairymaids have to offer. Ask your server for the finer details. Small 14  Large 18

Pretzel Sticks

Suggested Beer Pairing: Ale Wagger

Our pretzels, served with house mustard and Santo Queso, are the stuff dreams are made of - if your dreams involve water, grain, and yeast. We think they do since you’re here, amirite? 8

Chips & Santo Queso

Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Welcome to Texas, shorty. 8

Shrimp & Crab Cakes

Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker

Fried lump crab and Gulf shrimp on creamy polenta, topped with tangy and saliferous salsa verde and shaved pickled egg. 15

Them Wings

Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl

You’re grown as hell and don’t need the man telling you how to snack. Thusly, we offer three (!!!) versions: Jerk, Fire Emoji, and BBQ. Also plain if you simply can’t hang. 10

Chicken Fried Pickled Green Tomatoes

Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show

A Southern classic with the requisite tweak, made even more extravagant by our own Million Island Dressing. 9

Pickled Vegetables

Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower or Weedwacker (or both!)

The season’s freshest vegetables saved just for you at their peak. Hummus and pita chips too because y’all need those dips, boo. 10

Curry Chicken Naan Melt

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Melty paneer and curried roasted chicken with a jhakaas minted yogurt, yaar. 11

Elotes en Vaso

Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Mexican street corn: It’s creamy, it’s tangy, and we’ll be danged if it’s not the preeminent way to enjoy sweet kernels of maize. We serve them with tortilla chips for your scooping pleasure. 9

Add falafel (3), chicken (4), or steak (5) if you’d like.

Classic Caesar

Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker

A perfect example of getting something right on the first try. Romaine, croutons, shaved parmesan, and yes, anchovies in the dressing. 12

Ancient Grains

Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl

Feel the power of those who came before us! Red quinoa, bulgar wheat, farro, and barley over lacinato kale with pepitas and balsamic reduction. 10

The Big Greek

Suggested Beer Pairing: Fancy Lawnmower

Ready? Here we go. Romaine, feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, fried pita croutons, pepperoncini peppers, and dolmas. 14

Le Claire

Suggested Beer Pairing: Raspberry AF

Romaine salad with blue cheese, grilled pears, spiced pecans, and shredded chicken. 12

We make our dough by hand daily for maximum deliciousness.

Each pie is 10” - if you’re hungry, you can probably crush the whole thing. Traditional toppings are available upon request.

Major Mushroom

aka Nicki Melange
Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker

Trumpet, White Beech, Hon-Shimeji, Maitake, Portabello, and the good old standard Button. Yes, all of those tasty shrooms on one pie! Topped off with a generous swazzle of truffle oil and a sprankling of herbs. 14

La Bianca

Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show

Roasted cauliflower, red onion, white sauce, mozzarella, parmesan, truffle oil, and shaved fennel. 13

The Lockhart

aka The Emporium
Suggested Beer Pairing: Santo

Brisket, BBQ sauce, jalapeños, onions, and cheddar cheese. Did you order two? It’d be a lot cooler if you did. 14

El Pollo Todopoderoso

aka The Gucci Guapo
Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl

Beer can chicken mole with red onion, charred corn, queso fresco, and avocado crema. Nos atrevemos a encontrar otra pizza de pollo como imparable delicioso como éste. 14

Mucho Meatcho

aka The Supreme Clientele
Suggested Beer Pairing: Weedwacker

Yo, you ready? Peep it. Italian sausage and ham made right here, pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, fennel, and arugula. Don’t even trip ‘cause it’s going down marvelous, son, word up. 15

Margherita

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

They say the classics never go out of style, and this is no exception. Tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil. We put a little red sauce on there too because life is too beautiful to be completely bound by tradition. 13

The Flanders

Suggested Beer Pairing: Saint Arnold Root Beer

All of the cheeses: both mozzarellas, parm, cheddar, and queso fresco. Even though the man upstairs might think it’s excessive, it’s okay to live a little. But blue cheese is out of the question... unless you ask nicely. 14

Pizza of the Week

Cowabunga!! The dudes and dudettes in our kitchen love crafting new pizza creations just for you. Ask your server what's coming out of the oven this week.

All of our bread is made in house and baked fresh every day.

Each sandwich is served with The Best French Fries in Houston™ or a side salad.

Crawfish Roll

Suggested Beer Pairing: Orange Show

The original sandwich that set the culinary world on fire! Crawfish salad served on the butteriest of challah rolls. “It’s like a lobster roll... but with crawfish!” – You. 14

Fire Emoji Chicken Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Oooh yeeeah!! Crispy fried chicken breast with Fancy Lawnmower sriracha sauce, blue cheese crumbles, house pickles, and coleslaw on a our housemade bun. 12

Curried Chicken Salad Sandwich

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Pulled chicken salad seasoned with a vast array of spices, made crunchy with cashews, and topped with a delicious and piquant apple cabbage slaw. 12

Falafel Pita

Suggested Beer Pairing: Pub Crawl

Delicious hot falafel in fresh pita with lettuce, tomato, tahini, and tzatziki. 10

Amber Ale Bratwurst

Suggested Beer Pairing: Amber Ale

The Original Teutonic Tubesteak™: Housemade bratwurst on a pretzel roll with sauerkraut and our own Ale Wagger mustard. 12

Würst öf Dër Wëëk

Suggested Beer Pairing: Changes weekly. Ask your server!

Ach du Lieber!! Every week we’ll be bringing you the finest sausage made right here in the friendly confines of our Saint Arnold kitchen. 13

House Cured Corned Beef Reuben

Suggested Beer Pairing: Elissa IPA

House cured Santo corned beef piled high on fresh baked and toasted rye bread, topped with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Million Island Dressing. 15

Bishop’s Burger

Suggested Beer Pairing: Art Car IPA

Two Angus beef patties on our housemade bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, arugula, and pickles. Add a patty for four bucks, and live life on the razor’s edge! Add bacon and/or extra cheese for a dollar each. Veggie burgers also available. 13

Get a side because you’re just a little hungry or add a side because you’re ultra hungry. 6

Hand Cut French Fries

Raclette Mac & Cheese

Elote en Vaso

Grilled Vegetables

Roasted Cauliflower with Weedwacker Mornay

Our Year Round Lineup

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Cellar List & Limited Release Beers

Between seasonal releases, Beer Garden Brews, aged beers from our cellar, and cask conditioned selections, we've always got something new on our menu. New beer debuts every Wednesday.

Wine

For reasons we will never quite understand, some folks don’t love beer.

Saintsbury Carneros Chardonnay
Zesty notes of lime, kumquats and green pineapple, with powdered lily aromas. On the palate this wine is energetic from the start with tangy citrus, white peach and cloves.
13.5% ABV | Glass | 13

Saintsbury Carneros Pinot Noir
Pretty but concentrated aromas of rose petal, dark cherries, cocoa, anise and cardamom. Sweet cherry and plum entry with a zesty mid palate reminiscent of baking spices, leading into an elegant, lingering finish.
14.2% ABV | Glass | 15

Why Saintsbury Wine?
For our non-beer drinking (what’s up with that?) friends, we wanted to offer wine. But we didn’t want to serve wine just for the sake of serving wine.

Saintsbury winery was founded in Napa in 1981 by our founder Brock’s cousin David. Yes, alcohol runs in the family. And like our beers, these are world class wines. Did the Saintsbury name influence our name choice of Saint Arnold or just coincidence? Cheers!

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

We’ve got iced tea, coffee, and Topo Chico for 2.95 each, plus a couple of special items:

Saint Arnold Root Beer
Our secret recipe is big, sweet, flavorful, old fashioned, and, best of all, on tap!
16 oz | 2.95

Root Beer Float
Our Root Beer with a scoop of Fat Cat Creamery Mexican vanilla ice cream.
5

Hop₂O
Our very own creation, sparkling water with Citra and Amarillo hops - on tap.
16 oz | 1.95

Nitro Cold Brew Coffee
Locally roasted beans from Java Pura, served on our nitrogen tap.
10 oz | 3.95